Slimming Programs Part 2

U may have remembered this post... I never followed up. But i guess now's the time.

This is also in respond to Je's post. Initially didn't wanna write about this issue, same reasons as to why (most) people never admit to plastic surgery...

So after the trial i wrote about in that post, i did fall for their schemes. I said to mum "Let's share a package". She would never have given in if not for me.

So we bought a package. About RM500. For 10 sessions. 5 for her 5 for me.

I went once a week for three consecutive weeks. And then assignments and stuff prevented me from going. In the end my mom went for 7 sessions... she just told them i went to Australia... muahaha.

So anyway. It's useless. Completely useless. Painful, boring and a waste of time.

Whatever i lost i gained back by the next session. And it's not like i'm eating more than usual or anything!

The girls working there are super skinny. They wear this baggy lab coat kinda robe yet they look thin. Makes u feel obese, when i wasn't even fat in the first place la... i may have fats in areas i don't like but it's not like i NEED this crap.

Regret i wasted my mother's money. Father doesnt know anything about it. Please do me a favour and not tell him.

So. Each time i go for a session a different girl would assist me. This is cuz the one who is supposed to assist me is on leave on the days i go there. And they're all the same. As usual they measure u up once, before each session.

When they see that my measurements didnt match the 'after' measurements of the last session, they'd ask me if i diet!!! What the bloody fucking hell???

I know i've never said the 'f' word here before but, i mean it, what the bloody fucking hell?????

I HATE DIETS. If i wanted to diet why waste RM50 to see your stupid skinny asses???

Answer me u shithole of a slimming centre, if i had to diet, why the hell should i travel all the way to Midvalley, go round and round hunting for stupid parking and then pay you a stupid RM50 for one stupid hour???


One stupid hour includes

- u undressing in a tiny, high tech room into nothing but a towel and a disposable thong (which i accidentally stupidly wore the wrong way around)... measurements taken... steam (like sauna) for about 10 mins...

- and then a girl would knock on your door and she'll give u a small towel to cover you boobs while she'll put on some sort of bath scrub on your tummy, thighs, calves, arms... even your bare butt... hahah

- go back into the steam thing for another 5 mins or so... they'll call u when time's up. Go get a shower and go back to your tiny room.

- girl would put gel onto you, butt and all... i forgot what's it called but it's mahal shit. You lie on their table bed thing, it kinda look lie a doctor's. The girl would strap u up to machines and ask u if u could feel the thing... she'd increase it to as high as u can take... and leave u there for 30 mins with a bell for u to call her if anything goes wrong.

- they measure you up again and jott it down. Leave you to dress up.

- a drink, that is supposed to increase your metabolism rate would be given to you. Tastes nice. Not sweet at all... they let u see your results and asks u to sign then pester u to make your next appointment...

That's it. That's what went on in the slimming program i took. And no, i didn't lose anything neither did my mom. Except all that money...


On the same topic by another blogger:
The Datin Diaries

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